Getting Smoked in Lazer Grand Arena

Uploaded: 21-06-2026 Last Modified: 21-06-2026

So at the start of May I opened the osu! website and a brand new newspost peaked my interest.

Lazer Grand Arena news post.

Lazer Grand Arena an official 1v1 tournament hosted by the osu! team done fully within the osu! lazer client.

Qualifiers

LGA's qualifiers are done a bit differently compared to a normal tournament. Usually you would schedule a time to join a qualifier multiplayer lobby and then play through the list of maps with one try each in a row. In LGA they instead used the playlist feature and gave everyone a few days to go throuhg it along side a limited amount of retries only giving enough to play through the whole playlist once and then a few extra to fix a few more scores.

I would wind up placing #30 in the qualifiers. Overall I think most of my scores were okay but I kinda half-assed through it and I didn't properly practice all the beatmaps.

My First and Final Match

Due to my low seeding I would wind up getting seeded against seed #3 ASecretBox. For those that don't know he is a top 30 osu! player with a huge list of major tournament and has been apart of the Australian OWC for a few years now. So my goal wasn't to win this match since it would require a metorite hitting his house for that to happen so instead I decided to go to get at least 1-2 points off of him.

Going into the match I didn't feel to great. I banned the only flowaim map in the pool whilst Box decided to ban LM1 which was on an AR0 map using the depth mod which I believed I could potentially win on as it was reading.

His first pick was on HD2 which I believed I had a chance of holding a good combo on but all of a sudden I got very nervous and just kept shit missing everywhere. This caused me to get a pretty lackluster score barely above 500k and with awful accuracy.

results of the hd2 pick with ASecretBox scoring 823k with 4 misses and I scoring 533k with 18 misses and 94% accuracy.

Obviously after that I then immediately decided to pick NM2 which was an AR6 reading map in which I managed to win by a decent bit due to holding a pretty solid combo in comparison to Box but I my accuracy was kinda slacking.

score results of NM2 with me getting 565k score with 6 misses but with 91% acc whilst ASecretBox got 517k score with 93% acc but he had 13 misses.

Even though I won this pick I actually didn't get the point. See I made a very dumb mistake since this tournament doesn't follow a traditional 1v1 format. I'll just use the description the newspost gave.

The match itself is a best-of-five, with each point being played in "sets" of two maps each. The Red player (high seed) makes the first pick, following an A-B-B-A order for the remainder of the match. In practice, this means that players take turns first picking for each new set.

So TLDR: I didn't actually wind up getting any points off of ASecretBox but you know I still beat him on a map which in my heart means I won a point (copium).

I continued to get swept until the second to last map in which I managed to set a pretty solid score on DT3 where it got somewhat close up until the end until I missed, but I held a really nice combo.

score results of DT3 with ASecretBox getting 1 million score with 1 miss and 99.7% acc whilst I got 931k score with 4 misses holding a similar combo to boxes score.

For my last pick I did an incredibly dumb choice of picking HR2 which was the precision map. I didn't really practice it too much, but I normally due pretty solid on those maps and I was hopefully gambling on him getting a few misses. I ended up shaking off most of the notes and struggling to hold a combo whilst Box 1 missed.

score results of HR2 where Box got 980k score with 1 miss whilst I got 662k with over 16 misses.

And with that I got sweeped 0-3 but at least I managed to beat him on one map and I got one pretty solid score so I will take those. I am pretty happy I even qualified considering this is a pretty high level tournament and I haven't touched very many 1v1 tournaments.

I plan to play in more tournaments this summer season and I am hoping I can get into the 4 Digit World Cup United States team and if not I still have United States Cup and potentially any other tournaments I may join.

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