Project Vulture

A picture of a vulture.
How ChinchompaINC will take over the world.

Current Amount of Money Raised: $12/$1.000.000

My fellow Americans (AND LATER THE WORLD), If you have stumbled upon this page then that means you are interested in supporting the Project Vulture campaign.

What is Project Vulture?

I need $1.000.000 to buy about, give or take, 300 Vultures so I can take over Pennsylvania and soon after THE WORLD.

I will start taking over Pennsylvania going in order of cities with the lowest population to slowly build up my army. As we collect more resources I can buy more Vultures as well as start advanced Vulture resources in order to make them stronger. This will start with equipping Vultures with weaponry but later on genetically improving them as well.

Vulture but with cool freaking sword on it and a helmet.

Why Vultures?

We can easily condition them into attacking humans. Since they already eat dead shit its pretty simple to feed them as well. They also just look fucking cool and if I am going to take over the world then I should do it in style even if its not the "most practical" option.

Why Should I Donate?

Its shrimple really. You won't get attacked by 300 Vultures. I hope you would not want to get attacked by <300 Vultures.

Current Supporters

Ludo donating their life to help feed vultures. My very supportive brother calling me a failure to my family. I am sure he is just joking though. Levi, owner of osu! Titanic, donating his credit card that he doesn't have. Ferret_irl agreed to donating. Surely ill get the money at some point kiusaja saying that I am a menace to society when I would be a really good dictator *shrug*

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